Tristen Brookshire

about

Facts which are not interesting enough for a resume:

In the pilot of The Eric Andre Show, Eric Andre (dressed as a slave) runs from his "master" during a Civil War re-enactment in my hometown. 

Ten years of ballet taught me to fall more gracefully.

I started playing the violin about ten years ago. 

My high school was next to a corn field.

My left foot is bigger than the right.

You read this entire thing.

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