In the pilot of The Eric Andre Show, Eric Andre (dressed as a slave) runs from his "master" during a Civil War re-enactment in my hometown.
Ten years of ballet taught me to fall more gracefully.
I started playing the violin about ten years ago.
My high school was next to a corn field.
My left foot is bigger than the right.
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click on the soulless eyes of the puppet for my resume